Who doesn’t love funny dog quotes to brighten up your day? Here is the biggest list of cute dog love quotes from across the internet.

If You Want The Best Seat In The House You Will Have To Move The Dog

The Most Affectionate Creature in this world is a wet dog!

You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are awesome..dogs love everyone!

Scratch a dog and you will find a permanent job..

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face

the more humans you meet, the more you love your dog!


If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking their poop, who would they think is the boss?

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, ‘My GOSH, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!

handle every situation like a dog. if you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away

my cats inspire me daily. they inspire me to get a dog.

some days you are the dog, some days you are the electricity pole that is getting pissed on!

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend cannot talk.

Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.


Dogs come into out lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog. It merely expands the heart

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards

If all else fails, hug your dog!


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